Hey you guys out there! When your shopping for a nice Valentine’s day present for your honey, maybe thinking of getting her some new squirrel covers, think of this story.  Uncle Bud would not lie;

Many years ago when I was working for this software company, I had a VP who told me this story… He said that during the Victorian period, they had so many diseases like lice, they used to have to shave the woman’s pubic region.  To compensate for this task, they used to have wig hats for the crotch called Merkins…I think he had a license plate called Merkin… So next time you are snuggling up next to your honeys biscuit, think how lovely a blue Mohawk would look about the width of Hitler’s mustache..  It makes you wonder….

Over and out from your old friend Uncle Bud.