So by now you might have figured out this place has two authors. Below is our pictures and bios. If you ever make the bad decision of trying to communicate with us you can do so by using our Contact Us page. Hope our humor has entertained you a little bit longer than that grape lady video on youtube.

Uncle Bud

Born 1953, Brooklyn New York.  Parents never went to college.  Most often heard phrase in family growing up, “Don’t hit him in the head, Ed.

Married, for 28 years, two children.  Key to a successful marriage; wife should know how to cook.

Philosophy:  Don’t  sweat the small stuff.  If they can’t take a joke, F em.  Everyone needs to do their fair share, and always remember to steer clear of Asians who drive.   God Bless, and be good to yourself.

Squirrel Boy

You may be wondering why they call me Squirrel Boy. Long story short; when I was younger we had an infestation of ground squirrels in the neighborhood,. I was going through that Rambo phase that all male kids go through and thought that killing squirrels and eating them raw was the cool thing to do. I also got paid $5 for every squirrel I shot since they were such a neighborhood nuisance. You could only imagine how many times I had to go on anti-worm medication…