1.       Facebook was created for college students and young conformists, let’s keep it that way.

2.       Sporting letters of popular clothing brands on your ass makes you look like some second class tramp, it never looked good on teenagers and any 40 year old women wearing them come off to me as desperate ho’s getting bored with their husband and dreaming of an affair with the 22 year old pool guy.

3.       Ugg’s – since when did women think that boot/slippers that  resemble a diarrhea soaked rag wrapped around your feet are acceptable to wear with….ANYTHING?!? The teenagers and young adults look like sick baby turds in them, you older folk’s wearing them look like you should have hung yourself years ago.

4.       Ladies, those D&G glasses you all wear, the one’s that cover up your whole face. I understand the few of you who wear them to cover up the botched plastic surgery you got because you wanted to make yourselves look like a young high school tramp again, but just for fashion? What next, rainbow merkins?

5.       Thongs; they are all the rage now, and I love em’. However, I notice now and again that I am seeing VTL or “Visible Thong Line”. I thought thongs were created to make all of the visible [insert undergarment type here] lines non-existent! Do yourself and significant other a favor and just get a damn g-string. Nobody can see the “cute” pattern on the top part that is a bit above your ass crack anyway…unless you are one of those who have no self respect and enjoy random guys looking every time you get even close to bending over.