Uncle Bud here, waking you up out of the daydreams of a lazy afternoon.
I was eating dinner with my good friend, and he told a story that I can still visualize almost as clear as Britney Spears horrid upskirt shots.
So I was talking to my friend and he was telling me that he and his now ex-wife were at the water slide park. They were enjoying their time and his wife said she will be right back, she needed to go to the lady’s room. Well you all know what that means. A half an hour later she came scampering out, and to my friends horror, there she was with her bathing suit tucked into her pooter. I was quizzical at what he was getting out until my buddy said this; “The best way to describe the sight was it looked like twin caterpillars, one on each side of her whoseit. This had me roaring so loud with laughter a tight quick staccato fart escaped…to my amazement, nobody had noticed
