Imagine many years ago, many, many years ago, when Uncle Bud and his newlywed honey are in their Hotel Room in Maui, Hawaii.   Uncle Bud was doing quite a job of drinking that night and thought it would be funny to pretend he was Adam from Adam and Eve.  You see there was a fig tree in our room and I took a fig leaf off the tree and with some string, tied it around my nude carcass and pretended I was Adam… My wife thought it was so funny(remember she was drinking with me also and usually thought I was hysterical when she was a bit tipsy), to see me naked with a fig leaf around my crotch.  She snapped a picture of me… Now you got to remember how many years ago this was,(30 or so years)…  When we got back to the States, she brought the film into one of those 24 hour weird places to develop it. When she got it back, I was in horror.  There I was in all my splendor with my shwantz hanging out… It turns out that the fig leaf was not placed entirely in the right place… What made matters worse, is that in those days, they usually had weird people working in those 24 hour deals…I know this for a fact as my college buddy, Danny worked in one… In his place, they had a midget, an Albino and a blind person…. And they always made copies of the weird nude pictures for themselves…

Can you imagine what weird people have pictures circulating of Uncle Bud with his pud hanging out…. Oh well..